{"title":"Headwear","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"no-tacos-without-migrants-trucker-hat-50864","title":"No Tacos Without Migrants Trucker Hat: Pro-Immigration Political Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo migrants = no tacos. No burritos. No enchiladas. No spice. No soul.\u003cbr\u003e\nSay it louder — or let this hat do the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis unmissable green trucker cap is for anyone who understands that culture, flavor, and labor don’t fall from the sky — they cross borders. Wear it to the rally, the taqueria, or your next awkward family dinner and that uncle who still thinks \"they're taking our jobs.\"\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for comfort, breathability, and truth-telling — all in one-size-fits-most sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStructured foam front \/ breathable mesh back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlastic snapback — one size fits most heads and all opinions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurved peak with big main character energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest worn with hot sauce and moral clarity\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024398250298,"sku":"NTCSWTHTMGRNTSTRCKR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6941946756_mtjx.jpg?v=1760964623"},{"product_id":"no-kings-trucker-hat-high-profile-43791","title":"NO KINGS Trucker Hat: High-Profile Anti-Monarchy Protest Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo kings. No crowns. No thanks.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're yelling at the TV or marching in the street, this hat says it all — loud, clear, and in all caps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis high-profile trucker cap features a structured foam front, curved peak, and breathable mesh back to keep you cool while you dismantle outdated power structures. It’s bold. It’s loud. And it’s definitely not monarch-approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDETAILS:\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-profile snapback fit\u003cbr\u003e\nCurved peak, tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\nFoam front \/ recycled poly mesh back\u003cbr\u003e\nPlastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\nOne size fits all melons\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024398840122,"sku":"NKNGSTRCKR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6941923684_1f1r.jpg?v=1760964636"},{"product_id":"support-your-local-planet-cap-recycled-35383","title":"Support Your Local Planet Cap: Recycled Nylon Snapback, Customizable Color","description":"\u003cp\u003eSupport Your Local Planet Cap – Because There’s No Planet B (Yet)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTired of billionaires trying to colonise Mars while Earth’s still coughing up smoke? Same. This cap is your cheeky reminder that our home planet could use a little love — and a lot less plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon, this mid-profile snapback is ideal for protest strolls, beach clean-ups, or just silently judging people who don’t compost. It’s comfy, breathable, and printed with the message loud and clear — no subtlety, no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest of all? You get to choose the colour. Match your vibe, your wardrobe, or your favourite shade of “eco-anxiety.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single front panel for crisp printing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Support Your Local Planet”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024399135034,"sku":"SPPRTYRLCLPLNT","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868640652_naqo_e8a639c2-1965-4cbf-a237-7e115c7e82ff.jpg?v=1778207344"},{"product_id":"customizable-good-people-break-bad-laws-43665","title":"Customizable \"Good People Break Bad Laws\" Hat: Recycled Nylon 5-Panel Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome rules were made to be broken. Same goes for boring hats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Good People Break Bad Laws cap keeps it cheeky, comfy, and just a little rebellious. Printed on our lightweight, water-resistant recycled nylon 5-panel hat — built for everything from protest marches to coffee runs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFEATURES:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Customizable hat color (text color remains as shown)\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Recycled quick-dry nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Lightweight \u0026amp; breathable\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Unstructured 5-panel fit\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Adjustable snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Printed front design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSIZING:\u003cbr\u003e\nOne size fits most (adjustable snapback).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE:\u003cbr\u003e\nSpot clean or gentle hand wash for best longevity. Wear frequently for maximum effect.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024410505530,"sku":"GDPPLBRKBDLWS","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6908350884_eobp_345bad33-21ce-48b2-ad3e-3cb8ee072721.jpg?v=1778207254"},{"product_id":"in-this-economy-recycled-nylon-cap-46426","title":"In This Economy? Recycled Nylon Cap - Funny Millennial Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn This Economy? – Varsity Style Printed Cap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause every time someone suggests brunch, buying a house, or having kids, all you can really say is… in this economy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat captures the collective shrug of a generation who grew up being told they could be anything — then watched the price of eggs and rent race each other to the moon. Printed in classic varsity-style text, it's giving financial dread with a side of deadpan charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustom hat colour available (subject to availability) — because if you’re going to spiral, you might as well match your outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHat Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Mid-profile, unstructured fit\u003cbr\u003e\n– 100% recycled lightweight nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n– Quick-dry fabric, single front panel\u003cbr\u003e\n– Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n– Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n– One size fits all (including your inner economic anxiety)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for job interviews, therapy, or just loitering near a property auction for the vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024459526458,"sku":"NTHSCNMY?","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6945703253_91ex.jpg?v=1778207045"},{"product_id":"cult-leader-hat-customizable-recycled-75103","title":"Cult Leader Hat: Customizable Recycled Nylon 5-Panel Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eCult Leader Cap – Drinks the Kool-Aid, But Organically\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who always picks the restaurant, leads the group chat, and accidentally starts trends without meaning to. This cap is for the highly persuasive, vaguely intimidating, slightly unhinged beacon of the friend group. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted boldly on a 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s quick-dry, lightweight, and breathable enough to wear while leading your following into questionable but aesthetically pleasing life choices. No actual cult required — just vibes and passive influence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (until initiation, obviously)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – for messages that recruit on sight\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Cult Leader”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – pick the hue that best suits your movement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for brunch alphas, spiritual soft-launches, group project dominators, and people whose “book club” hasn’t read a book in six months. Lead responsibly. Or don’t. You’re the leader.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024459657530,"sku":"CLTLDR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868629436_m9oe.jpg?v=1778207329"},{"product_id":"normalize-empathy-recycled-nylon-cap-55696","title":"Normalize Empathy Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable 5-Panel Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eNormalize Empathy Cap – Because It Shouldn’t Be Radical\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWild concept: caring about people isn’t weakness — it’s a baseline. This cap is for the quietly compassionate, the outspoken allies, the over-feelers, and anyone who’s ever been called “too sensitive” like it’s a flaw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted loud and clear on a cap made from 100% recycled nylon, this one’s soft in message, but firm in delivery. Quick-dry, unstructured, and comfortable enough to wear while de-escalating strangers on the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s not edgy. It’s just decent. Which honestly feels kind of punk these days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (because kindness doesn’t gatekeep)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — ideal for soft power\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Normalize Empathy”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – wear your humanity in your hue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for protests, parent-teacher nights, mental health walks, or just sitting quietly with people who feel too much.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024459854138,"sku":"NRMLZMPTHY","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916613643_pivu_dfdf4d8e-7bb4-4290-8a88-3b3f266b0459.jpg?v=1778207333"},{"product_id":"equality-trigger-recycled-nylon-cap-45658","title":"Equality Trigger Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable Political Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy Does Equality Trigger You? Cap – Just a Question 👀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImagine being upset by equal rights. Wild. This cap is for the bold, the fed-up, and the ones who keep receipts. Whether you're marching, sipping your iced oat latte, or just politely destroying someone in the comments — this hat’s got your back (well, your forehead).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% recycled nylon, it’s quick-dry, lightweight, and very breathable — unlike certain political opinions. Printed in bright yellow on bubblegum pink (or choose your own vibe), this cap is built for sunny days and shady conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (even folks who think equality is \"woke\")\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front for maximum clapback energy\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Why Does Equality Trigger You?”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour — pick your protest palette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it while getting blocked by your uncle on Facebook.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024460017978,"sku":"WHYDSQLTYTRGGRY","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868638198_aedu_c53a7b09-e47e-441a-8977-c1df2de5f328.jpg?v=1778207339"},{"product_id":"customizable-silly-little-tasks-83467","title":"Customizable 'Silly Little Tasks' Recycled Nylon Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eDoing My Silly Little Tasks – Custom Printed Hat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA love letter to burnout, low-stakes productivity, and the 57 open tabs in your brain. This hat is for anyone who schedules “cry a bit” between folding laundry and making toast. You’re not lazy — you’re emotionally efficient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in bold, all-caps existential cheer, this cap salutes the brave few who continue doing their silly little tasks despite the crumbling late-capitalist hellscape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHat Details:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Unstructured 5-panel snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n– Lightweight recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n– Quick-dry, soft-serve energy\u003cbr\u003e\n– One size fits all (especially the emotionally overwhelmed)\u003cbr\u003e\n– Adjustable back, flat peak\u003cbr\u003e\n– Hat colour customizable (subject to availability)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it while you take out the compost, reorganize your cutlery drawer, or sit blankly in front of a to-do list for 40 minutes. The hat won’t judge you — it’s doing its silly little job too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024460542266,"sku":"SLLYLTTLTSKS","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6875001812_nf1j.jpg?v=1778207407"},{"product_id":"healthcare-for-all-recycled-nylon-cap-32746","title":"Healthcare For All Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable Political Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eHealthcare For All – Printed Cap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRadical idea: people shouldn’t go broke just for being alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cap says what your country's healthcare system won’t — that maybe, just maybe, everyone deserves access to decent medical care. Whether you're marching, voting, or just yelling at a podcast, this one’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted bold across the front, so even the most aggressively indifferent politicians might catch a glimpse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHat colour is customizable (subject to availability) — shown here in a life-saving teal, but feel free to express your rage in any colour you like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHat Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Mid-profile, unstructured fit\u003cbr\u003e\n– Lightweight, 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n– Quick-dry with single front panel\u003cbr\u003e\n– Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n– Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n– One size fits all heads, even the ones full of common sense\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s not just a cap. It’s a pre-existing condition.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024460706106,"sku":"HLTHCRFRLL","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6874698522_30yv.jpg?v=1760964884"},{"product_id":"customizable-orange-bully-cap-recycled-22744","title":"Customizable Orange Bully Cap: Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eGo Away You Big Orange Bully – Printed Cap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSubtle? No. Effective? Also no. But it felt good to say it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hi-vis orange cap is less of a fashion statement and more of a polite-but-firm cease and desist aimed at a certain orange-hued egomaniac whose name rhymes with… actually, let’s not. You know who. We all know who.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted across the front in bold yellow, because apparently some people only respond to loud colors and louder fonts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHat colour is customizable (subject to availability), but if you want to keep it petty and on-theme, orange is right there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHat Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Mid-profile, unstructured fit\u003cbr\u003e\n– Single front panel with quick-dry, 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n– Tonal under-peak lining (so it doesn’t clash with your rage)\u003cbr\u003e\n– Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n– One size fits all who’ve had enough\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who’s ever shouted “read the room!” at their TV.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024460935482,"sku":"BGRNGBLLY","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6874633996_g10q.jpg?v=1760964890"},{"product_id":"be-kind-to-strangers-cap-customizable-76829","title":"Be Kind To Strangers Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eBe Kind To Strangers – Printed Cap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA radical concept in 2025: basic human decency. This cap is a gentle reminder that the bar is low, but we’re still tripping over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re offering a seat on the bus, holding the door, or just not being a complete tool online—this one’s for the everyday legends doing the bare minimum (and doing it well). Printed in clean, straightforward text, this cap says what you mean so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHat colour is customizable (subject to availability), because kindness comes in many shades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Mid-profile, unstructured fit\u003cbr\u003e\n– 100% lightweight, quick-dry recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n– Single front panel, tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n– Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n– One size fits all gentle souls\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause it costs nothing to be kind—but this hat does.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024461099322,"sku":"BKNDTSTRNGRS","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6920417629_8dfd.jpg?v=1778207410"},{"product_id":"carb-club-hat-customizable-recycled-67099","title":"Carb Club Hat: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eCarb Club – Printed Cap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoin the only club where the membership fee is garlic bread and the meetings happen in bed. Whether it’s pasta, pastries, or that third helping of fries you said you wouldn’t eat—this hat has your back (and your belly).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in bold varsity lettering across the front, this lightweight cap is for the carb-curious, the gluten-devout, and the dough-based lifeforms among us. Wear it on your next bakery run or while “accidentally” finishing a family-size pack of chips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHat colour is customizable (subject to availability), but the carb addiction is permanent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Mid-profile fit\u003cbr\u003e\n– Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n– Single front panel with structured shape\u003cbr\u003e\n– Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n– Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n– One size fits all carb enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause salad can’t hug you back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024461558074,"sku":"CRBCLB","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6920392231_9j6f.jpg?v=1778207418"},{"product_id":"protect-david-attenborough-nylon-cap-61989","title":"Protect David Attenborough Nylon Cap - Customizable 5-Panel Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe Need To Protect David Attenborough At All Costs – Printed Cap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause if Sir David goes, we riot. This hat is less of a fashion statement and more of a public service announcement: bubble wrap him, hydrate him, give him a knighthood every year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted boldly across the front of a lightweight, quick-dry cap made from 100% recycled nylon, it’s the perfect mix of climate anxiety, millennial reverence, and sensible sun protection. Whether you’re rewatching Planet Earth or ugly crying over penguin migrations, this one’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColour is customizable (subject to availability), but the urgency is universal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Mid-profile fit\u003cbr\u003e\n– Single front panel\u003cbr\u003e\n– Lightweight, quick-dry recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n– Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n– One size fits most anxious eco-enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for gardeners, documentary weepers, and people who whisper “we don’t deserve him” every time he narrates a tree frog mating ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024461656378,"sku":"PRTCTDVDTTNBRGH","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6872383646_tlwy.jpg?v=1778207419"},{"product_id":"still-emo-recycled-nylon-cap-custom-13622","title":"Still Emo Recycled Nylon Cap: Custom 5-Panel Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eStill Emo Cap – Because the Feelings Never Left\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe eyeliner faded but the existential dread stuck around. This cap is for the ones who still flinch when someone says “It’s not a phase,” who know every lyric to Helena, and who treat rainy days like a personality trait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in moody black-on-black gothic type across a jet black 100% recycled nylon snapback, this one’s for the subtle emo who prefers their angst eco-conscious and under the radar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (even the emotionally unavailable)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – like your heart, just one big wall\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Still Emo” in classic emo-era font\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – but let’s be real, it’ll still be black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for concerts, crying in public (again), or just quietly judging mainstream happiness. Because deep down, you never left the pit — and this cap totally gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024461820218,"sku":"STLLEMO","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6897730030_fzlu.jpg?v=1778207050"},{"product_id":"customizable-dork-recycled-nylon-cap-15758","title":"Customizable 'DORK' Recycled Nylon Cap: Funny Introvert Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eDORK Cap – Loud, Proud, Socially Inept\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVarsity vibes for the ones who peaked in the library. This cap is for anyone who’s ever corrected someone’s grammar and instantly regretted it, who thrives in niche Reddit threads, and who embraces the cringe because, let’s face it — you are the cringe. And that’s beautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in bold white varsity lettering across a crisp mint green 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s lightweight, quick-dry, and ready for awkward silences, chaotic energy, and unsolicited trivia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (including big-brain energy)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – clean like your coding skills\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “DORK” in varsity block type\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – mint is just the starter flavour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re socially awkward, overly enthusiastic, or just self-aware enough to know you’re a bit much — this hat gets it. Embrace your inner dork. The world needs more of us.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024462180666,"sku":"DORK","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916599605_b4bf.jpg?v=1778207424"},{"product_id":"funny-political-recycled-nylon-cap-05717","title":"Funny Political Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable 5-Panel Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eI Don’t Like To Get Political But… Cap – Spoiler: You're Absolutely Going To\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the hat equivalent of clearing your throat before dropping a truth bomb. Whether you’re about to gently ruin a dinner party or casually dismantle systemic injustice on a Tuesday, this cap gives people fair warning. Polite, but ominous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in understated beige on a rich chestnut brown cap made from 100% recycled nylon, it’s breathable, unstructured, and ideal for unexpected rants, sideways glances, and starting sentences with “I’m not usually political, but…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (from quiet voters to loud lefties)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — for maximum tension\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “I Don’t Like To Get Political But…”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – chestnut is the default, but check for other shades if your outrage needs a different tone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for brunch, protests, or silently judging from across the room. Go on, say what you weren’t going to say. We’re all ears.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024462377274,"sku":"DNTLKTGTPLTCL","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868619000_hy64_c8aaf30a-13e6-458d-b4e9-eaf58cf73083.jpg?v=1778207428"},{"product_id":"question-everything-recycled-nylon-cap-93471","title":"Question Everything Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable 5-Panel Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eQuestion Everything Cap – Including Why You’re Reading This\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat is for the skeptics, the overthinkers, and the ones who read the fine print on oat milk cartons. Whether it’s politics, pricing, or why we’re still using fax machines in 2025 — you’ve got questions, and this cap is your quiet rebellion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in clean white type on an earthy green 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s lightweight and quick-dry — ideal for conspiracies, contradictions, and camping trips that turn philosophical around the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (even free thinkers)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – because minimalism sparks curiosity\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Question Everything” in lowercase doubt and uppercase energy\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – but green says “I read books and distrust authority”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to protests, first dates, or just while scrolling the news and muttering “hmm.” It’s not paranoia if you’re stylish.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024462442810,"sku":"QSTNVRYTHNG","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6882195394_an9x_2c043452-ea1b-43e3-a42e-676301289ae0.jpg?v=1778207434"},{"product_id":"my-love-language-is-distance-cap-08940","title":"My Love Language Is Distance Cap: Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy Love Language Is Distance Cap – Intimacy? I Don’t Know Her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one’s for the romantics who prefer a five-business-day response time and deep conversations via meme. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, selectively social, or just vibing in solitude, this cap says I care... from over here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in a rich red serif across a crisp white 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ideal for avoiding eye contact while still expressing deep (but well-buffered) affection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (especially avoidant attachment styles)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – clean, like your unread texts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “My Love Language Is Distance”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – but this white\/red combo screams romantic but cold\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for solo beach walks, emotionally complicated situationships, and anyone who loves deeply... from across the room. It's not cold, it’s curated.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024462672186,"sku":"LVLNGGDSTNC","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916603855_d733.jpg?v=1778207439"},{"product_id":"customizable-peter-pan-had-the-right-idea-05932","title":"Customizable Peter Pan Had The Right Idea Recycled Nylon Cap | Custom Color Printed 5-Panel Hat | Unstructured Ball Cap | Funny Adulting Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003ePeter Pan Had The Right Idea Cap – Bills? Responsibilities? No Thanks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdulting is a scam. This cap is for anyone who’s ever stared into the abyss of a Monday morning and thought, “You know what? Neverland actually sounds pretty great.” No rent, no meetings, no existential dread — just vibes, flying, and emotionally stunted pirates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in a soft yellow on dreamy forest green 100% recycled nylon, this snapback is as lightweight and breezy as your desire to never answer another email again. It’s the ideal hat for those who peaked emotionally at age 11 and have no interest in evolving past that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (except maybe full-grown cynics)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — for childlike wonder and tax avoidance\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Peter Pan Had The Right Idea”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – but this green is pure Neverland energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to brunch, therapy, or while ghosting adulthood entirely. Just don’t grow up — it’s a trap.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024462901562,"sku":"PTRPN","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868623106_rf5c.jpg?v=1778207445"},{"product_id":"customizable-vote-cap-recycled-nylon-05119","title":"Customizable VOTE Cap: Recycled Nylon Snapback, Political Headwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eVOTE Cap – Because Apparently We Still Have to Remind People\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing says “I believe in slightly less chaos” like this all-caps, varsity-style plea for participation. Clean. Loud. Non-negotiable. Whether you're voting for policies, pizza toppings, or just the lesser of two evils — this hat's here to encourage the bare minimum with bold energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in classic collegiate white on a deep navy 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s breathable, lightweight, and built for lines at the polling place, canvassing meetups, or just silently judging your apathetic roommate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (especially future voters)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — for maximum civic pressure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “VOTE” in vintage varsity block lettering\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – but navy is giving \"respect the process\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for election season, awkward family dinners, and reminding everyone that democracy isn't self-cleaning. Wear it to be loud without saying a word — just point to your forehead and raise your eyebrows.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024463327546,"sku":"VOTE","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6877590994_na3a.jpg?v=1778207474"},{"product_id":"mas-mojitos-por-favor-cap-recycled-nylon-02441","title":"Mas Mojitos Por Favor Cap: Recycled Nylon Snapback, Customizable","description":"\u003cp\u003eMas Mojitos Por Favor Cap – Fluent in Happy Hour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're poolside, beach-bound, or just spiritually checked out by 3pm, this cap is your official call for more minty refreshment and less responsibility. No need to shout — your forehead’s doing the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in a cool green type on a zesty yellow 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s lightweight, quick-dry, and ideal for rooftop hangs, impromptu fiestas, or escaping your inbox with lime and dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (and all are welcome to the party)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — perfect for cocktail diplomacy\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Mas Mojitos Por Favor”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – though this lemony hue hits just right\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to brunch, vacation, or your kitchen at 5:01pm on a Tuesday. Because hydration is important — especially when it’s muddled with rum.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024463786298,"sku":"MSMJTSPRFVR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6913665270_f6ss.jpg?v=1778207478"},{"product_id":"i-need-a-nap-cap-recycled-nylon-funny-97801","title":"I Need A Nap Cap: Recycled Nylon Funny Hat - Customizable","description":"\u003cp\u003eI Need A Nap Cap – Mentally Checked Out Since 8:17am\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat says what your face already does. Whether you’re running on fumes, existential dread, or oat milk and vibes, this is your uniform for functioning just enough. Because rest isn’t laziness — it’s survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in minimalist white on a bold purple 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s lightweight, breathable, and perfect for your third wind, fourth breakdown, or sneaking in a car nap on your lunch break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (especially the overworked and undercaffeinated)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — minimal effort, maximum relatability\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “I Need A Nap” in lowercase honesty\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – but purple really says \"exhausted, yet stunning\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for burnout babes, anxious achievers, and anyone who just needs five more minutes (for the last 3 years). Wear it to brunch, therapy, or your third Zoom call of the day.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024464277818,"sku":"NDNP","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868625032_gi61.jpg?v=1778207483"},{"product_id":"customizable-utter-woke-nonsense-recycled-93590","title":"Customizable Utter Woke Nonsense Recycled Nylon Snapback Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eUtter Woke Nonsense Cap – Because Apparently Caring Is Controversial\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one’s for the folks who’ve been accused of thinking too much, feeling too deeply, or treating people with basic respect. Shocking stuff. Printed in medieval goth black-on-black for that perfect mix of irony and quiet fury, this cap lets you rep your radical decency while confusing exactly the right people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from 100% recycled nylon, it’s breathable enough for climate marches, book bans, and awkward dinners with your conspiracy uncle. Mid-profile, lightweight, and dry as your humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (yes, even people who use “woke” as an insult)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — ideal for sharp sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Utter Woke Nonsense” in unapologetically gothic lettering\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – but let’s be honest, black’s doing the heavy lifting here\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for progressive misfits, thoughtful troublemakers, and anyone radicalized by the idea that empathy isn’t a dirty word. Wear it proudly. Confuse the algorithm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024464408890,"sku":"TTRWKNNSNS","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916606831_pfxy.jpg?v=1760965003"},{"product_id":"radicalized-by-common-decency-recycled-87887","title":"Radicalized By Common Decency Recycled Nylon Cap - Customizable Color","description":"\u003cp\u003eRadicalized By Common Decency Cap – Apparently That’s Extreme Now\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHolding the door open? Paying a living wage? Acknowledging basic human rights? Wow. Chill out, Che Guevara. This cap is for those who’ve been labelled “radical” simply for caring about other people and not being the worst.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in bold black type across a softly subversive pastel 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s the perfect mix of polite and pissed off. Lightweight, quick-dry, and breathable — because leading with empathy still makes you sweat in this economy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (including the morally inconvenienced)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – ideal for ethical outrage\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Radicalized By Common Decency”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – pink’s just a strong choice for peaceful rebellion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to rallies, grocery stores, or the next time someone says “just play devil’s advocate.” Because kindness shouldn’t be controversial — but here we are.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024464572730,"sku":"RDCLZDBYCMMNDCCY","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868626460_9esu.jpg?v=1778207488"},{"product_id":"90s-nostalgia-recycled-nylon-cap-84901","title":"90s Nostalgia Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable Funny Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eAs A Species We Peaked In The 90’s Cap – It’s All Been Downhill Since Dial-Up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBefore social media fried our brains and billionaires tried to leave the planet, we had Dunkaroos, The X-Files, and a functioning sense of hope. This cap is for those who know humanity's golden era involved flip phones, brick Tamagotchis, and cassette tape rewinds with a pen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in bold white on classic black 100% recycled nylon, it’s lightweight, quick-dry, and ideal for yelling at clouds while softly humming the Friends theme. Prepare for unsolicited high-fives from people who still remember their Blockbuster membership number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (including your inner child with trust issues)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – just like your favourite Windows 95 UI\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “As A Species We Peaked In The 90’s”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – though black pairs best with existential dread\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to grunge night, Y2K-themed parties, or while side-eying the metaverse. Because nothing has hit quite the same since the last Beanie Baby boom.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024464703802,"sku":"PKDNTH90S","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916608205_t9ap.jpg?v=1778207494"},{"product_id":"hot-mess-recycled-nylon-cap-customizable-82635","title":"Hot Mess Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable Unstructured Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eHot Mess Cap – Functionally Dysfunctional Since Forever\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one’s for the emotionally overcooked, chronically late, beautifully chaotic folks who somehow still manage to get it (mostly) done. Whether you’re spiralling with style or thriving in absolute disarray, this hat is your official uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in loud, sunshine yellow on a firetruck red 100% recycled nylon snapback (subtlety? never heard of her), it’s lightweight, quick-dry, and breathable enough for sweaty panic and spontaneous crying — or, you know, just summer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (except your mental breakdown schedule)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – built for bad decisions and good lighting\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Hot Mess” in unbothered confidence\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – but red really screams internal fire\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to brunch, therapy, your ex’s wedding, or while attempting to turn your life around for the 7th time this year. Because being a mess never looked so hot.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024464933178,"sku":"HTMSS","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868627834_76lu_5cc89a62-b103-47ac-8bba-6294c2c5021c.jpg?v=1778207498"},{"product_id":"cult-member-recycled-nylon-cap-funny-76153","title":"Cult Member Recycled Nylon Cap: Funny Political Satire Headwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eCult Member Cap – At Least We Get Robes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it's a political party, a wellness brand, a streaming service, or your employer's Slack channel — you've been recruited, friend. This cap is for the fully indoctrinated, ironically aware, and marginally complicit among us. Congrats on the membership. Dues are mostly emotional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in disturbingly calm lettering across a 100% recycled nylon snapback, this hat is breathable enough for hot takes and durable enough for groupthink. Pair it with matching “Cult Leader” gear or wear solo while nodding in quiet agreement at podcasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (because uniformity is key)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — for maximum compliance\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Cult Member” — proudly or hesitantly\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – as long as it's approved by the higher-ups\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for team-building retreats, influencer brunches, algorithm obedience, or just pretending your choices are your own. Free will is overrated anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024465293626,"sku":"CLTMMBR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868628706_svbj.jpg?v=1778207503"},{"product_id":"socially-awkward-hat-customizable-71907","title":"Socially Awkward Hat: Customizable Recycled Nylon 5-Panel Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eSocially Awkward Cap – It’s Not a Phase, It’s a Lifestyle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall talk? No thanks. Eye contact? Optional. This cap is for the chronically overthinking, perennially uncomfortable, emotionally fluent yet conversationally limited among us. Basically: your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in friendly, approachable lettering (to offset the internal panic), this 100% recycled nylon snapback is light, breathable, and ideal for blending into the background while quietly screaming inside. Pairs well with Irish goodbyes and overanalyzing what you said three days ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (unless you try it on in public)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front – keeps the message simple, like your social battery\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Socially Awkward” in delightfully non-threatening type\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – because decisions are hard enough already\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for introverts, oversharers, people who rehearse phone calls, and anyone who’s mastered the art of nervous laughter. This is your comfort zone — wear it proudly. Or, you know... as proudly as feels comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024465490234,"sku":"SCLLYWKWRD","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916611065_h29i_5f78198d-dd6e-459b-ba5f-37e42f18c4f8.jpg?v=1778207509"},{"product_id":"make-social-media-myspace-again-cap-68029","title":"Make Social Media MySpace Again Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake Social Media MySpace Again Cap – Bring Back Tom, Not Chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hat for the emotionally exhausted, algorithm-weary, former HTML warriors who peaked with glitter gifs and a top 8. This one’s for when you miss profile songs more than reels, and would trade 1,000 followers for a decent bulletin post from 2006.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted across the front of this 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s breathable, lightweight, and ideal for doomscrolling in the park or dramatically threatening to delete your accounts (again). It's giving retro sadness with a side of internet trauma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (even if Tom’s not in your top 8)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — because clean design \u0026gt; cluttered feeds\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Make Social Media MySpace Again”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – unlike your old MySpace layout, but close\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to your digital detox, while setting boundaries with your screen time, or just to let Zuck know you’re not okay. Tom wouldn’t have done this to us.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024465621306,"sku":"MKSCLMDMYSPCGN","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916611615_om9h.jpg?v=1778207514"},{"product_id":"jaded-millennial-club-cap-customizable-59916","title":"Jaded Millennial Club Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eJaded Millennial Club Cap – We Tried. The System Didn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the generation that was promised avocado toast and got burnout, economic collapse, and 47 side hustles instead. This cap is for every millennial who’s done being optimistic but still remembers how to be ironically stylish about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in unapologetic black on a cap that’s ironically more sustainable than the economy you grew up in, this one’s made from 100% recycled nylon, lightweight and breathable for all your therapy walks and grocery store spirals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (and we’re all in this mess together)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — perfect for generational trauma\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Jaded Millennial Club”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – because at least you get to choose something\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to brunch, therapy, your third job interview this month, or just while refreshing Zillow out of habit. Club meetings are every day — no RSVP needed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024465850682,"sku":"JDDMLLNNLCLB","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916612149_hqjf_d7abcc96-1a9a-43b8-aac8-6cc57606688d.jpg?v=1778207519"},{"product_id":"customizable-recycled-nylon-cap-57892","title":"Customizable Recycled Nylon Cap: Political Statement Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo One Is Illegal On Stolen Land Cap – Read That Again. Slowly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cap doesn’t whisper — it reminds. Loudly. It's for those who know that borders are imaginary, but injustice isn’t. Whether you're marching, educating, or just existing with receipts, this hat does the talking so you don’t always have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% recycled nylon, it’s lightweight, quick-dry, and designed for real-world wear — from rallies to resistance picnics. The statement is printed clear and proud across the front, because sugar-coating isn’t part of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (unless you’re into settler colonialism)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — perfect for truth\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “No One Is Illegal On Stolen Land”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – choose your shade, the message stays solid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for land defenders, history correctors, or anyone who understands that solidarity is not seasonal. Wear it with purpose. Wear it with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024466178362,"sku":"NNLLGLNSTLNLND","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868632172_ljk4.jpg?v=1778207054"},{"product_id":"right-to-dissent-recycled-nylon-cap-56427","title":"Right to Dissent Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable Snapback Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003ePracticing My Right to Dissent Cap – It’s Called Democracy, Babe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome folks wave flags. Some folks wear this hat. This one’s for the protestors, petition-signers, town-hall-question-askers, and anyone who knows that staying quiet isn't patriotism — it’s just complicity with better manners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in unapologetic red on black, this cap makes it clear: you're not here to blend in. Crafted from 100% recycled nylon, it’s quick-dry, lightweight, and comfortable enough to wear from sunrise picket to sunset debrief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (unless you’re offended by opinions)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — because nuance fits best on a flat surface\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Practicing My Right to Dissent”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – though black hits different, doesn’t it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for rallies, town squares, awkward reunions, and looking brave while internally spiralling. Dissent never looked so wearable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024466342202,"sku":"RGHTTDSSNT","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916614403_m0gb.jpg?v=1760965060"},{"product_id":"customizable-your-president-is-nuts-75598","title":"Customizable Your President Is Nuts Recycled Nylon Cap | Custom Printed 5-Panel Hat | Unstructured Ball Cap | Funny Political Headwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour President Is Nuts Cap – A Bipartisan Truth Bomb\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eListen, we’re not saying which president. But if you’re nodding… it’s probably yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cap is for the politically exhausted, the eye-rollers, and the people who’ve watched one too many press briefings through their fingers. It’s bold. It’s honest. And it’s printed across the front of a 100% recycled nylon snapback so comfortable you can wear it straight through the next scandal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomise the colour, keep your receipts, and try not to scream into the void.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (except maybe for presidential egos)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — perfect for subtle shade\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Your President Is Nuts”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – because everyone deserves options, unlike some voters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for protests, polling booths, awkward Thanksgiving dinners, or just muttering “I told you so” under your breath.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024466538810,"sku":"YRPRSDNTSNTS","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6881906128_4722.jpg?v=1760965065"},{"product_id":"customizable-fuck-fascism-recycled-69183","title":"Customizable 'Fuck Fascism' Recycled Nylon Cap: Political Snapback Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eFuck Fascism Cap – No Subtext, Just Substance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some things don’t need a clever slogan — they just need to be said. Loudly. This cap is for the frontline, the fed-up, the antifascists, and the freedom-lovers who know that staying silent isn’t an option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in unapologetic, handwritten type, it’s raw, it’s real, and it’s ready for whatever protest, march, or awkward family dinner you wear it to. Crafted from 100% recycled nylon, this mid-profile snapback is lightweight, breathable, and hard to ignore — just like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (but fascists need not apply)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — built for bold statements\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Fuck Fascism” in hand-style font\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – because resistance comes in every shade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it like you mean it. Because neutrality isn’t it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024466702650,"sku":"FCKFSCSM","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6877509326_cc52.jpg?v=1760965070"},{"product_id":"ai-can-have-my-job-cap-recycled-nylon-62924","title":"AI Can Have My Job Cap: Recycled Nylon, Custom Color Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eAI Can Have My Job Cap – I, For One, Welcome Our Overlords\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTired of late-stage capitalism? Underpaid and over-Zoomed? Same. This cap is for the creatively burnt out, the quietly replaced, and the ones who’ve already handed in their notice (mentally, if not physically).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in cold, uncaring black on your choice of custom-coloured cap, this one says what HR won’t: they probably already trained the bot on your emails anyway. But hey — at least this hat fits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% recycled nylon, it’s lightweight, quick-dry, and perfect for long walks, union meetings, or weeping into your reusable coffee cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (even sentient algorithms)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front for your resignation energy\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “AI Can Have My Job”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – because you still have some control, for now\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for tech bros, burned-out creatives, or anyone Googling “can you live off grid legally.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024466899258,"sku":"AICNHVMYJB","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916616713_pwog.jpg?v=1778207527"},{"product_id":"fed-up-optimist-recycled-nylon-cap-56785","title":"Fed-Up Optimist Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable Political Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eFed-Up Optimist Cap – Hopeful, But Tired\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the people who still believe in a better world… but would also like to scream into the sea. This cap is for exhausted idealists, hopeful cynics, and anyone who balances their activism with a healthy amount of side-eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% recycled nylon, this lightweight, quick-dry snapback is perfect for climate marches, council meetings, or silently spiralling during the news. The message is printed big and bold — because subtlety is for people who haven’t checked the headlines lately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (even the disillusioned)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front — ideal for mixed emotions\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Fed-Up Optimist”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – dress your discontent in style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it with hope. Wear it with rage. Wear it while refreshing the news and deeply regretting it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024467259706,"sku":"FDPPTST","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6868636314_egyc.jpg?v=1778207528"},{"product_id":"anti-trump-trucker-hat-political-parody-45997","title":"Anti-Trump Trucker Hat: Political Parody, Funny Protest Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Great for who exactly?”\u003cbr\u003e\nA hat for when someone drops “Make America Great Again” and you’re just standing there... Scared, unemployed, uninsured, and emotionally unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold red snapback flips the script on MAGA cosplay and asks the real question. Whether you're protesting, people-watching, or just existing in late-stage capitalism — this one's for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClassic curved-peak trucker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFoam front, recycled mesh back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlastic snapback for adjustable rage fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex, one-size-fits-most heads and opinions\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024469913914,"sku":"GRTFRWHTRCKR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6941938902_tjf7_410b35a0-998d-485c-b8e4-352f40e32eab.jpg?v=1778207039"},{"product_id":"i-miss-steve-irwin-hat-customizable-62116","title":"I Miss Steve Irwin Hat: Customizable Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eGuys, I Really Miss Steve Irwin – Printed Cap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one’s for the emotionally stable but not really. A nostalgic, borderline spiritual tribute to the late, great wildlife legend — because honestly, if Steve Irwin was still here, things probably wouldn’t be this cooked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted across the front of a lightweight, quick-dry cap made from 100% recycled nylon, this hat lets you mourn a national (and international) treasure while staying sun-safe and stylish. It’s mid-profile, unstructured, and dangerously versatile — just like Steve wrangling a croc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColour is customizable (subject to availability), but the existential yearning is baked in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Mid-profile fit\u003cbr\u003e\n– Single front panel\u003cbr\u003e\n– 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n– Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n– One size fits most emotionally unwell adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on a hike, to a protest, or while watching The Crocodile Hunter reruns through tears. Crikey, we miss him.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024470110522,"sku":"MSSSTVRWN","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6920353885_dr7w.jpg?v=1778207540"},{"product_id":"make-food-real-again-cap-customizable-50826","title":"Make Food Real Again Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake Food Real Again Cap – Because We Miss Ingredients\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember when “strawberry flavour” involved actual strawberries? This cap is a rallying cry for anyone who’s ever side-eyed a 43-ingredient granola bar or tried to pronounce methylcellulose. Equal parts food movement and fashion statement, it's perfect for farmers’ markets, slow food warriors, and anyone who’s ever brought their own sourdough starter to a BBQ.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from 100% recycled nylon, this cap is lightweight, quick-dry, and unstructured — kind of like your politics, but in a good way. The crisp slogan is printed front and centre, bold enough to spark conversation in the organic aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (from chefs to seed savers)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front for clean printing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Make Food Real Again”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – because not all real food is beige\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the market. Wear it to the protest. Wear it while judging the ingredient list on “cheese product.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024470569274,"sku":"MKFDRLGN","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916618503_a4w5.jpg?v=1778207452"},{"product_id":"bernie-sanders-national-treasure-cap-42865","title":"Bernie Sanders 'National Treasure' Cap: Recycled Nylon, Customizable Color","description":"\u003cp\u003eBernie Is a National Treasure Cap – Because Facts Are Facts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s be real: the man owns one coat, carried the mittens meme, and still believes everyone deserves healthcare. If that’s not national treasure behaviour, what is?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cap is for those who feel the Bern even in off-election years. Printed bold and white on your choice of cap colour (because we believe in options, unlike some politicians), it’s made from 100% recycled nylon — because Bernie would expect nothing less.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s lightweight, unstructured, and perfect for grassroots rallies, union meetings, or judging billionaires from a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (even Wall Street bros... unfortunately)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quick-dry, lightweight 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front, ideal for slogans and side-eyes\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Bernie Is a National Treasure”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour – because democracy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it with pride. Wear it with mittens. Just wear it before the next debate.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024471519546,"sku":"BRNSNTNLTRSR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916620003_afsp.jpg?v=1760965212"},{"product_id":"radical-left-lunatic-cap-customizable-36166","title":"Radical Left Lunatic Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eRadical Left Lunatic Cap – Wear It Before They Ban It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, a hat for those of us who think healthcare should exist, billionaires maybe shouldn’t, and the earth deserves slightly better. Whether you're organising a protest, composting your feelings, or just existing in public with opinions, this one’s for the unapologetically unhinged lefties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in gothic black on a gloriously unmissable neon canvas, this cap is mid-profile, lightweight, and made from 100% recycled nylon — because we like our headwear like we like our policies: sustainable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomise the colour if radioactive green isn't your vibe (but like… it should be).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all revolutionaries\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front, ideal for strong opinions\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Radical Left Lunatic” — proudly\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour available (because freedom)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it while abolishing things. Or at brunch. Either works.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024471847226,"sku":"RDCLLFTLNTC","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916620779_emqe.jpg?v=1778207532"},{"product_id":"nobody-knows-anything-cap-customizable-30307","title":"Nobody Knows Anything Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eNobody Knows Anything Cap – Confidence Optional\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, a hat that says what we’re all thinking. Whether you're referencing Hollywood, politics, crypto, climate policy, or the last group Zoom call… this cap sums it up nicely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight and crafted from quick-dry 100% recycled nylon, this unstructured snapback is perfect for shouting the truth quietly — from under the brim. Mid-profile and adjustable, it fits most heads (even the ones making big decisions with no clue what they’re doing).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the protest, the pitch meeting, or your local polling station. Just don’t expect it to come with answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (and still nobody knows)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight, quick-dry recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single-panel front for maximum message impact\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tonal under-peak lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour\u003cbr\u003e\n• For fans of chaos, clarity, and calling it like it is\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024472174906,"sku":"NBDYKNWSNTHNG","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916622471_4viz.jpg?v=1778207544"},{"product_id":"what-a-beautiful-fucking-day-bumper-10356","title":"What A Beautiful Fucking Day Bumper Sticker – Aggressively Positive Vinyl Decal for Happy Unhinged Drivers","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when you’re radiating unfiltered sunshine… with just a hint of feral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis loud and aggressively joyful bumper sticker reads:\u003cbr\u003e\n“What A Beautiful Fucking Day!”\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s not just a mood — it’s a manifesto. The kind of energy that says: “I’ve cried, I’ve healed, I’ve had three coffees and I’m choosing joy with my whole damn chest.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chaotic optimists, emotionally exhausted cheerleaders, and people who say “I love life!” with clenched teeth and a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSticker Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11” x 3” high-quality vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weatherproof, waterproof, end-of-the-world proof\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matte finish for that classy rage\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sticks to cars, laptops, fridges, your ex’s water bottle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ You love happiness, but louder\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ You swear, but with heart\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ You’re one minor inconvenience away from yelling “I’M BLESSED” through gritted teeth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it as a gift to:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Your wildly optimistic friend\u003cbr\u003e\n• A therapist who gets it\u003cbr\u003e\n• Yourself, because you’re doing amazing, sweetie\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024475877690,"sku":"BTFLFCKNGDYBMPRSTCKR","price":19.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6970269752_e5qe.jpg?v=1778207163"},{"product_id":"struggling-creative-cap-customizable-20447","title":"Struggling Creative Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eStruggling Creative Cap – For the Artist in a Mild Spiral\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause if you're going to question all your life choices, you might as well do it in a good hat. The Struggling Creative cap is a wearable nod to late-night existential crises, underpaid commissions, and the eternal hunt for “exposure” work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from lightweight, quick-dry recycled nylon, this unstructured snapback looks way more put-together than you feel. With a clean single-panel front, tonal under-peak lining, and adjustable snapback, it’s the ultimate uniform for creative burnout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to client meetings, critique sessions, or when pretending you’re “between projects.” Bonus: it hides unwashed hair like a pro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits all (like your anxiety)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight 100% recycled nylon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quick-dry fabric — for sweat and tears\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable plastic snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Customisable cap colour\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed with “Struggling Creative” in case your face doesn’t say it loud enough\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52024476434746,"sku":"STRGGLNGCRTV","price":45.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.6916623095_lhea.jpg?v=1778207132"},{"product_id":"too-many-tabs-open-cap-recycled-nylon-23682","title":"Too Many Tabs Open Cap – Recycled Nylon Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between your third coffee and your 47th open tab.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one’s for the overthinkers, multitaskers, and people who definitely meant to close Chrome hours ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Too Many Tabs Open cap is printed on a lightweight recycled nylon cap, designed for daily wear and quiet self-awareness. Easy, wearable humour. No yelling. No explaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for commuting, scrolling, walking nowhere in particular, or pretending you’re productive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight recycled nylon cap\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed graphic (not embroidered)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft structure, easy wear\u003cbr\u003e\n• Designed by Laugh or Cry Supply\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made for people who are online too much\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLow effort. High relatability.\u003cbr\u003e\nYou don’t need another tab open. But you probably want this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53420676055354,"sku":"TMNYTBSPN","price":27.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.7661931187_vsgy.jpg?v=1778206990"},{"product_id":"too-sober-for-this-cap-recycled-nylon-40186","title":"Too Sober For This Cap – Recycled Nylon SnapBack Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days call for clarity.\u003cbr\u003e\nOthers absolutely do not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Too Sober For This cap is a lightweight recycled nylon hat for parties, festivals, long nights, short patience, and plans that sounded better earlier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold, self-aware text. Bright colour. Easy to wear. Hard to misread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor when you’re present, but questioning why.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tRecycled nylon cap\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPrinted text\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tLightweight and breathable\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tAdjustable strap\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tUnisex fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDesigned by Laugh or Cry Supply\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53420687589690,"sku":"TSBRFRTHS","price":27.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.7614107274_206e.jpg?v=1778207357"},{"product_id":"chronically-online-cap-funny-recycled-16886","title":"Chronically Online Cap – Funny Recycled Nylon Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Chronically Online cap is for anyone who knows every reference, refreshes without thinking, and somehow still acts surprised. A quiet acknowledgement, worn daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a lightweight recycled nylon cap, designed for everyday wear — errands, walks, scrolling breaks, and being online a bit too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tRecycled nylon cap\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPrinted design\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tLightweight and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tAdjustable strap\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tEveryday fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Laugh or Cry Supply\u003cbr\u003e\nFacetious fashion to raise a grin through grim times.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53420690669882,"sku":"CHrNCLLYNLN","price":27.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.7613950954_swqk.jpg?v=1778207461"},{"product_id":"i-miss-precedented-times-trucker-cap-41987","title":"I Miss Precedented Times Trucker Cap | Funny Political Hat | Millennial Humor Cap | Satirical Statement Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who lived through “unprecedented times” and would simply like a refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I MISS PRECEDENTED TIMES trucker cap is equal parts dry humour and quiet despair, wrapped up in a very wearable, very online statement. Subtle enough for everyday wear. Loud enough for those who get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for festivals, markets, road trips, casual political commentary, or staring into the middle distance while holding an overpriced drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• Classic trucker cap with structured front\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mesh back for breathability\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable snapback fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight and comfortable for all-day wear\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unisex design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hat colour options available (subject to availability)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for people who:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Are tired but still funny\u003cbr\u003e\n• Miss when headlines were boring\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cope with humour\u003cbr\u003e\n• Own at least one tote bag with opinions on it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cap pairs well with denim jackets, ironic optimism, and saying “well… that escalated” a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Spot clean only. Emotional baggage not included\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Laugh or Cry Supply","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53420690866490,"sku":"PRCDNTDTMSTRCKR","price":27.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/files\/il_fullxfull.7613573312_423v.jpg?v=1778207466"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0961\/2912\/2618\/collections\/il_fullxfull.6897727350_ei04.jpg?v=1755492899","url":"https:\/\/laughorcrysupply.com\/collections\/headwear.oembed?page=2","provider":"Laugh or Cry Supply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}