Catch Waves Not Feelings Bumper Sticker | Funny Surfer Vinyl Decal | Coastal Car Accessory for Emotionally Unavailable Beach Bums

For the emotionally unavailable and spiritually sunburnt.
This Catch Waves Not Feelings bumper sticker is your official declaration of summer priorities: less crying, more paddling. Whether you’re ghosting your therapist or just riding the tide of avoidance, slap this on your car, board, laptop, or soul.

Perfect for surfers, beach rats, and folks with sand in their heart and SPF on their chest. Comes with zero emotional baggage—just salty vibes and a chill commitment to keeping it shallow.

Sticker Details:
• Size: 11” x 3” (28cm x 7cm)
• Premium weatherproof vinyl – suitable for cars, laptops, and water bottles
• Matte finish with strong adhesive backing
• Durable, UV resistant, and made to last