Cult Member Recycled Nylon Cap: Funny Political Satire Headwear

Cult Member Cap – At Least We Get Robes

Whether it's a political party, a wellness brand, a streaming service, or your employer's Slack channel — you've been recruited, friend. This cap is for the fully indoctrinated, ironically aware, and marginally complicit among us. Congrats on the membership. Dues are mostly emotional.

Printed in disturbingly calm lettering across a 100% recycled nylon snapback, this hat is breathable enough for hot takes and durable enough for groupthink. Pair it with matching “Cult Leader” gear or wear solo while nodding in quiet agreement at podcasts.

Details:
• One size fits all (because uniformity is key)
• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback
• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon
• Single-panel front — for maximum compliance
• Plastic snapback closure
• Tonal under-peak lining
• Printed with “Cult Member” — proudly or hesitantly
• Customisable cap colour – as long as it's approved by the higher-ups

Perfect for team-building retreats, influencer brunches, algorithm obedience, or just pretending your choices are your own. Free will is overrated anyway.