Customizable Orange Bully Cap: Recycled Nylon Snapback

Go Away You Big Orange Bully – Printed Cap

Subtle? No. Effective? Also no. But it felt good to say it out loud.

This hi-vis orange cap is less of a fashion statement and more of a polite-but-firm cease and desist aimed at a certain orange-hued egomaniac whose name rhymes with… actually, let’s not. You know who. We all know who.

Printed across the front in bold yellow, because apparently some people only respond to loud colors and louder fonts.

Hat colour is customizable (subject to availability), but if you want to keep it petty and on-theme, orange is right there.

Hat Specs:
– Mid-profile, unstructured fit
– Single front panel with quick-dry, 100% recycled nylon
– Tonal under-peak lining (so it doesn’t clash with your rage)
– Plastic snapback closure
– One size fits all who’ve had enough

For anyone who’s ever shouted “read the room!” at their TV.