Customizable Utter Woke Nonsense Recycled Nylon Snapback Cap

Utter Woke Nonsense Cap – Because Apparently Caring Is Controversial

This one’s for the folks who’ve been accused of thinking too much, feeling too deeply, or treating people with basic respect. Shocking stuff. Printed in medieval goth black-on-black for that perfect mix of irony and quiet fury, this cap lets you rep your radical decency while confusing exactly the right people.

Crafted from 100% recycled nylon, it’s breathable enough for climate marches, book bans, and awkward dinners with your conspiracy uncle. Mid-profile, lightweight, and dry as your humour.

Details:
• One size fits all (yes, even people who use “woke” as an insult)
• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback
• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon
• Single-panel front — ideal for sharp sarcasm
• Plastic snapback closure
• Tonal under-peak lining
• Printed with “Utter Woke Nonsense” in unapologetically gothic lettering
• Customisable cap colour – but let’s be honest, black’s doing the heavy lifting here

Perfect for progressive misfits, thoughtful troublemakers, and anyone radicalized by the idea that empathy isn’t a dirty word. Wear it proudly. Confuse the algorithm.