Dude, Breathe Bumper Sticker | Funny Chill Vinyl Sticker for Cars & Laptops | Gentle Reminder Decal | Mindfulness Car Sticker

A soft nudge for tense shoulders, clenched jaws, and people who treat green lights like drag races.

The “Dude, Breathe” bumper sticker is your laid-back reminder to chill the heck out. Whether you’re spiraling, road-raging, or just trying to survive late-stage capitalism—this sticker’s got your back. Calm, clear, and a little cheeky.

Slap it on your car, laptop, or emotional support water bottle and inhale… exhale… repeat.

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Sticker Details:
• Size: 11” x 3” (28cm x 7cm)
• Premium weatherproof vinyl – suitable for cars, laptops, and water bottles
• Matte finish with strong adhesive backing
• Durable, UV resistant, and made to last