Funny Bumper Sticker: "Curbs Are So Obsessed With Me" Vinyl Decal

For every slightly-too-tight turn. For every suspicious scrape on your hubcap.
This one’s for you.

The Curbs Are So Obsessed With Me bumper sticker is a flirty little nod to the struggle of spatial awareness. Equal parts shame and slay, it’s perfect for chaotic drivers, learner plates, and everyone who’s ever gently kissed a gutter.

Details:
– Size: 28cm x 7cm (11” x 3”)
– Durable matte waterproof vinyl
– Blue background with hot pink hand-lettered text
– Made in Aotearoa with love and trauma
– Stick it on your bumper, laptop, or wherever you feel judged