Funny Political Recycled Nylon Cap: Customizable 5-Panel Hat

I Don’t Like To Get Political But… Cap – Spoiler: You're Absolutely Going To

This is the hat equivalent of clearing your throat before dropping a truth bomb. Whether you’re about to gently ruin a dinner party or casually dismantle systemic injustice on a Tuesday, this cap gives people fair warning. Polite, but ominous.

Printed in understated beige on a rich chestnut brown cap made from 100% recycled nylon, it’s breathable, unstructured, and ideal for unexpected rants, sideways glances, and starting sentences with “I’m not usually political, but…”

Details:
• One size fits all (from quiet voters to loud lefties)
• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback
• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon
• Single-panel front — for maximum tension
• Plastic snapback closure
• Tonal under-peak lining
• Printed with “I Don’t Like To Get Political But…”
• Customisable cap colour – chestnut is the default, but check for other shades if your outrage needs a different tone

Perfect for brunch, protests, or silently judging from across the room. Go on, say what you weren’t going to say. We’re all ears.