I Miss Steve Irwin Hat: Customizable Nylon Snapback

Guys, I Really Miss Steve Irwin – Printed Cap

This one’s for the emotionally stable but not really. A nostalgic, borderline spiritual tribute to the late, great wildlife legend — because honestly, if Steve Irwin was still here, things probably wouldn’t be this cooked.

Printed across the front of a lightweight, quick-dry cap made from 100% recycled nylon, this hat lets you mourn a national (and international) treasure while staying sun-safe and stylish. It’s mid-profile, unstructured, and dangerously versatile — just like Steve wrangling a croc.

Colour is customizable (subject to availability), but the existential yearning is baked in.

Specs:
– Mid-profile fit
– Single front panel
– 100% recycled nylon
– Plastic snapback closure
– One size fits most emotionally unwell adults

Wear it on a hike, to a protest, or while watching The Crocodile Hunter reruns through tears. Crikey, we miss him.