If You Die Overtaking Me – Funny Dark Humor Bumper Sticker

Some people drive fast. You drive with perspective.
This brutally honest bumper sticker is for the unbothered, the calm, and the very aware of how consequences work.

Stick it to your car, water bottle, laptop, or coffin — whatever moves you.

Sticker Details:
• Size: 11” x 3” (28cm x 7cm)
• Premium weatherproof vinyl – suitable for cars, laptops, and water bottles
• Matte finish with strong adhesive backing
• Durable, UV resistant, and made to last

Bonus:
Perfect for highway philosophers and people with a strict “not my problem” policy.
Drive safe. Or don’t. We warned you.