Jaded Millennial Club Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback

Jaded Millennial Club Cap – We Tried. The System Didn’t.

For the generation that was promised avocado toast and got burnout, economic collapse, and 47 side hustles instead. This cap is for every millennial who’s done being optimistic but still remembers how to be ironically stylish about it.

Printed in unapologetic black on a cap that’s ironically more sustainable than the economy you grew up in, this one’s made from 100% recycled nylon, lightweight and breathable for all your therapy walks and grocery store spirals.

Details:
• One size fits all (and we’re all in this mess together)
• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback
• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon
• Single-panel front — perfect for generational trauma
• Plastic snapback closure
• Tonal under-peak lining
• Printed with “Jaded Millennial Club”
• Customisable cap colour – because at least you get to choose something

Wear it to brunch, therapy, your third job interview this month, or just while refreshing Zillow out of habit. Club meetings are every day — no RSVP needed.