Make Social Media MySpace Again Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback

Make Social Media MySpace Again Cap – Bring Back Tom, Not Chaos

A hat for the emotionally exhausted, algorithm-weary, former HTML warriors who peaked with glitter gifs and a top 8. This one’s for when you miss profile songs more than reels, and would trade 1,000 followers for a decent bulletin post from 2006.

Printed across the front of this 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s breathable, lightweight, and ideal for doomscrolling in the park or dramatically threatening to delete your accounts (again). It's giving retro sadness with a side of internet trauma.

Details:
• One size fits all (even if Tom’s not in your top 8)
• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback
• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon
• Single-panel front — because clean design > cluttered feeds
• Plastic snapback closure
• Tonal under-peak lining
• Printed with “Make Social Media MySpace Again”
• Customisable cap colour – unlike your old MySpace layout, but close

Wear it to your digital detox, while setting boundaries with your screen time, or just to let Zuck know you’re not okay. Tom wouldn’t have done this to us.