My Love Language Is Distance Cap: Recycled Nylon Snapback

My Love Language Is Distance Cap – Intimacy? I Don’t Know Her.

This one’s for the romantics who prefer a five-business-day response time and deep conversations via meme. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, selectively social, or just vibing in solitude, this cap says I care... from over here.

Printed in a rich red serif across a crisp white 100% recycled nylon snapback, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ideal for avoiding eye contact while still expressing deep (but well-buffered) affection.

Details:
• One size fits all (especially avoidant attachment styles)
• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback
• Lightweight, quick-dry 100% recycled nylon
• Single-panel front – clean, like your unread texts
• Plastic snapback closure
• Tonal under-peak lining
• Printed with “My Love Language Is Distance”
• Customisable cap colour – but this white/red combo screams romantic but cold

Perfect for solo beach walks, emotionally complicated situationships, and anyone who loves deeply... from across the room. It's not cold, it’s curated.