Nobody Knows Anything Cap: Customizable Recycled Nylon Snapback

Nobody Knows Anything Cap – Confidence Optional

Finally, a hat that says what we’re all thinking. Whether you're referencing Hollywood, politics, crypto, climate policy, or the last group Zoom call… this cap sums it up nicely.

Lightweight and crafted from quick-dry 100% recycled nylon, this unstructured snapback is perfect for shouting the truth quietly — from under the brim. Mid-profile and adjustable, it fits most heads (even the ones making big decisions with no clue what they’re doing).

Wear it to the protest, the pitch meeting, or your local polling station. Just don’t expect it to come with answers.

Details:
• One size fits all (and still nobody knows)
• Mid-profile, unstructured snapback
• Lightweight, quick-dry recycled nylon
• Single-panel front for maximum message impact
• Plastic snapback closure
• Tonal under-peak lining
• Customisable cap colour
• For fans of chaos, clarity, and calling it like it is