Protect David Attenborough Nylon Cap - Customizable 5-Panel Snapback

We Need To Protect David Attenborough At All Costs – Printed Cap

Because if Sir David goes, we riot. This hat is less of a fashion statement and more of a public service announcement: bubble wrap him, hydrate him, give him a knighthood every year.

Printed boldly across the front of a lightweight, quick-dry cap made from 100% recycled nylon, it’s the perfect mix of climate anxiety, millennial reverence, and sensible sun protection. Whether you’re rewatching Planet Earth or ugly crying over penguin migrations, this one’s for you.

Colour is customizable (subject to availability), but the urgency is universal.

Specs:
– Mid-profile fit
– Single front panel
– Lightweight, quick-dry recycled nylon
– Plastic snapback closure
– One size fits most anxious eco-enthusiasts

Ideal for gardeners, documentary weepers, and people who whisper “we don’t deserve him” every time he narrates a tree frog mating ritual.