Serial House Plant Killer Bumper Sticker | Funny Plant Mom Vinyl Decal | Dark Plant Humor | Gardener Gift | Houseplant Graveyard Club

Not all thumbs are green. Some are… suspiciously brown. Possibly cursed.

The Serial House Plant Killer sticker is for those of us who’ve tried. Really tried. We’ve misted. We’ve rotated. We’ve whispered affirmations. And yet—may they rest in peace.

Stick it to your car, laptop, watering can (for irony), or the terracotta pot you keep forgetting to refill. A perfect gift for plant parents who parent mostly ghosts.

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Sticker Details:
• Size: 11” x 3” (28cm x 7cm)
• Premium weatherproof vinyl – suitable for cars, laptops, and water bottles
• Matte finish with strong adhesive backing
• Durable, UV resistant, and made to last