Sorry, Neck Too Stiff to Check Blind Spot Sticker | Funny Senior Driver Bumper Decal | Bad Driver | Old Age Driving Humour

SORRY, NECK TOO STIFF TO CHECK BLIND SPOT — the brutally honest bumper sticker for anyone whose vertebrae (or attitude) just aren’t turning today.

Great for:
• Senior drivers who’ve “earned” their limited range of motion
• Nervous or newbie drivers who’d rather laugh than stress
• Passive-aggressive truth-tellings in traffic

Specs
• Size : 11 × 3 in (28 × 7 cm)
• Waterproof, UV-resistant vinyl
• Matte finish to cut glare and increase legibility
• Easy peel-and-stick; removes cleanly

Stick it on your car, mobility scooter, or laptop and let the world steer clear while you keep staring straight ahead.