Speeding Is Small Dick Energy Bumper Sticker – Funny Road Rage Car Decal

For the slow lane kings and queens with zero tolerance for tailgaters: this Speeding Is Small Dick Energy, Darlin’ bumper sticker makes your point loud and clear—with just enough southern charm to soften the blow. Bold text, cheeky little shaka hand, and a whole lot of attitude.

Perfect for drivers who’d rather cruise than race, passive-aggressive traffic philosophers, or anyone looking to remind the world that patience is, in fact, a virtue.

Sticker Details:
• Size: 11” x 3” (28cm x 7cm)
• Premium weatherproof vinyl – suitable for cars, laptops, and water bottles
• Matte finish with strong adhesive backing
• Durable, UV resistant, and made to last

Stick it on. Cruise slow. Let them stew in their own fragile masculinity.